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So, you're sitting there, probably with a coffee mug that screams "Almost Christmas Motivation", contemplating the eternal question – "Is it too late to switch careers or should I just wait for retirement...or perhaps, the afterlife?" ☕💭 Chapter 1: The Midlife 'Crisis' Epiphany Meet Bob. Bob is 45, has a picturesque family, a dog that actually listens, and a lawn that’s the envy of the neighbourhood. One day amidst a PowerPoint presentation, an epiphany strikes Bob - he wants to be a rock star! 🎸 But wait...is 45 too late? Should Bob stick to the pie charts or is it time to pull out the leather pants? Chapter 2: The Corporate Escapade Now let’s swing over to Susan. Susan’s been climbing the corporate ladder so long, she’s forgotten what the ground looks like. One day, while drowning in spreadsheets, Susan dreams of the serene life of a yoga instructor. But, is swapping Excel for a yoga mat a mid-life madness or a stroke of genius? 🧘 The Eternal Debate...

  Greetings to all the seasoned parents, aspiring parents, and those who are still undecided but are just here for a good read! Today, we embark on a light-hearted yet deeply reflective expedition into the vast wilderness of parenting, equipped with nothing but our wits, some questionable parenting jargon, and an insurmountable supply of snack-sized baggies. Because let’s face it, snacks solve everything. Well, almost everything. Now, allow me to paint a scene. Little Johnny, in his infinite toddler wisdom, decides that the freshly painted wall is an ideal canvas for his, let’s call it ‘abstract’, crayon art. Your initial reaction, between suppressing the laughter and a slight eye twitch, is to launch into a monologue that Shakespeare would be proud of. But hold that thought – and perhaps, the soliloquy too! Remember the ancient adage, “The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice”? Well, it turns out there’s more to these words than meets the eye. And ear. As it happe...